Closely followed by surprisedpikachu.jpg when nobody’s using it

While not exactly a bouncer, I like Quassel

Make 'em require an online patch to be playable after first install.

Actually, I should shut the fuck up, they might actually hear me

Naw, it’s about pretending to stop cheaters. It’s security theatre, same as the TSA

For Google money I’d do it too…but I wouldn’t do a very good job of it

[A day after mainland China invades Taiwan]

“Fuck, why did graphics cards quintuple in price?”

Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down

So, uh…link?

Solar panels are also added weight, which reduces range. Any way you look at it, it makes more sense to have the solar panels at a base location you go back to.

I guess an RV, or a camp trailer, makes sense to have panels on it, but that’s about it

You can use any port for ssh. When I switched from 22 to 1337, brute force attempts at logging in stopped

I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.

a female

Yeah, sounds like a Cyber truck owner

The people marketing it have absolutely no understanding of what they’re selling.

Has it ever been any different? Like, I’m not in tech, I build signs for a living, and the people selling our signs have no idea what they’re selling.

And they might be about to fight an actual civil war to extend those “rights” further.

Well we know how American civil wars end, and the country could use some more Reconstruction

How involved was he in the making of any company he’s ‘involved’ in?

As a general rule, not very. Musk doesn’t create shit, he buys shit then profits off of other people’s work

It’s a portmanteau of brotherhood and friendship, with the joke being that they are on a boat

Swollen Socialist and the Pot Bellied Progressives?

I dig it, they better be a proper punk band though. As in, none of them really know how to play an instrument, but God damn are they banging on their guitars anyways

The Pot-bellied Progressives and The Swollen Socialists would both be decent band names

What if 37,000 employees sign union cards same day?

If you’re using that real estate as collateral for loans, it needs to maintain its value, or you’ll have to put up more collateral

dunno what Twitter is doing with all those H100s Elon hoarded

Duh. Mining crypto.