Those inane Shakespeare plays are making the world a dumber place!

I go to the hospital to pick up my free aborted babies to turn into California cheeseburgers.

Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has some of the most fun sailing physics of any ocean game I’ve ever played.

And the physics were realistic enough that you could fill out the map before you got the ability to control the winds just by tacking the boat.

Don’t forget that they spent 150 million on getting Alberto Mielgo to make a cool cinematic trailer for the game.

My religion is based on there being no universal truths, and cookies being the embodiment of all that is pure and good in creation.

And Christianity is still the silliest by a wide margain.

Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.

As it stands now it’s just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.

Fucking France, man…

I am a Meat Popsicle.

Has no one seen The Forbin Project?

Neither.

Tesla’s that close to 230?

Musk must be shitting himself.

No more flights to Florida, I guess.

Bucatini Brigade, sound off!

ICE is jerks.

Sweet!

Salt Peter

You will get some crazy-ass dreams in the second half, but other than that I personally haven’t had any health issues from it.

Sounds like FF8.

Brain bleaching?

What’s wrong with the Aegean?