Does no one remember the movie Soul Man?

Studio exec: “Yeah he’s good, and looks the part, but can we do something about those crazy eyes?”

Showrunner: “I already have the prop department working on it.”

The Greek god of fortitude, but he can’t take a hit.

Mole eck you lees

Par tick lees

Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.

Jesus is a switch?

Like a Republican voting map.

Almost perfect.

I wish it was a joke… I’d look it up, but that’s going to be a bad impact on my Google algorithm.

The first glance at the baby elephant in the dress/blanket made me remember the news story about the village (Malaysia?) that kept a shaved baboon as the town prostitute, and now I’m starting to think this whole “internet” thing may be a bad idea.

When are they going to release the dlc that includes fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI

My PCVR games have been played on the Vive, Quest 1,Quest 2, and Pico4. Purchasing on any other platform would mean I’d have to buy a game each time I upgrade my headset.

The battle cry of conservatives everywhere: It’s too hard!

Except if it involves oppressing minorities and women. Then it’s a moral imperative worth all the time and money you can shovel at it regardless of whether the desired outcome is realistic or not.

Just reply with this article each time.

That implies that the enshittification will stop when profits increase, but we all know that it will never stop.

No… Display isn’t big enough.

I’m convinced that the only reason they did the eye thing is so they can get micro transactions for people buying custom eyes like cats and aliens and shit.

Spoken like someone who lacks vision.

How about going to a foreign country and being able to navigate the streets like a local thanks to the overly guiding you to your destination like Waze? How about being able to read signs and communicate with locals thanks to the instant translation services built in? How about a virtual assistant that can walk you through an oil change specifically for your car? How about a cooking assistant that can warn you if your pot is about to boil over or if you forgot to add the butter? How about taking my shitty dystopian studio apartment and giving me a balcony view of a tropical beach?

There are countless applications for AR ranging from the mundane to the extremely helpful. The tech needs to be developed more before it will be adopted by the masses, but it’s far from useless.

By 2030 we’ll have AR in a sunglasses form factor with integrated AI that will be able to digitally remove the clothing of everyone you see with a good degree of accuracy for what’s underneath.