Don’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.

It’s gotten better since I got stamps. I’ve been able to get my son to try a bunch of food as well. I’m scared that they’ll be cutting those soon, though.

Well, that’s fubar. There’s been time when I was so broke a 24 pck of ballpark beef franks were my only option.

Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.