I just want a straight up monitor with no built in wifi or Bluetooth or even speakers.

Just display the image I want it to when I want it to.

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

Hey I just saved that playlist because it’s actually full of bangers.

Journalist tries not to cum so you don’t have to.

I wouldn’t want to waste a bottle this nice.

A really nice bottle of equate fresh mint mouthwash.

I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.

I would like to be able to comment and vote on items on the modlog.

No they’re actually worse now.

You can’t have hookers without copious amounts of cocaine.

Eisenhower also didn’t drone strike anyone.

So he did invent it?

I thought Al Gore invented the internet in the ‘90’s.

Why not just add networking capabilities or a SIM card?

That couch was asking for it did you see how it was dressed?

Also anyone here who hasn’t fucked that couch please raise your hand.

It’s one cola, Elon

How much can it cost, fifteen dollars?

Lemmy is god.

My local prison serves one slice of cheese and a half one of ham in their sandwiches so where can I do time to get this?

Native or not she’s got a rockin’ bod.

Incest tales: Sister and Mom is my favorite.

What’s next, loli hentai?