I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

What is a cake day?

Personally I’d like to see an extended sequence where Sam Porter Bridges slowly and sensually squishes a pound of ground mince between his toes.

I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

How is he going to make me his bitch now?

Dude needs to take a benzo.

I dated a Canadian once and you’d have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.

Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?

What’s the fascism problem you’re talking about?

Today centrism is the more extreme type of political leanings.

Isn’t anyone still on that platform Nazi-adjacent?

Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

The large central instances that host a majority of the content here are operated by people with a talent for software, but do not display a degree of emotional intelligence I feel is required for responsible stewardship of a social media platform.

So you’re going back to fucking Reddit?

“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

Just Donny investing in his future.

Everyone likes me.

Except for my spirit.

Being mean to Drake.

Someone’s just asking to be sued.