What if they found a planet that was turning borg but it turns out to be of local origin and now they have to worry about borgs just popping up in the universe.

This is what Section 31 should have been

One of my kids’ friend’s moms insists he call her AI boyfriend “Charles”

First Contract Day sounds like the Ferengi bar mitzvah

Like Americans are ever tried for war crimes

We will never be this lucky.

Embrace, extend, enjoy

This looks like the poster for a Steven King movie

If we didn’t have religion we’d find something else to divide us and hold us back. Text editors or something.

You haven’t met many adults. I’ve dealt with plenty who have a hard copyingI Pv4 addresses.

There isn’t an EV for sale in America I want. Almost all are SUVs and the ones that aren’t still have iPads instead of dashboards and data tracking.

There is one that I want in Europe but I can’t have it because I’m a free American.

IPv4 looks a lot like a phone number, which they’re used to.

Tobacco? More like whoa-bacco

DNS never has problems and always works. /s

Unless it’s not and then we get alphanumeric soup

Oh boy I can’t wait to tell my parents to go to fff8::ab298:42cab3:187daq::1 to get to their router.

Any system whereby a thousand middlemen don’t get to get a cut of the money is illegal and immoral. /s

Yep. It feels good knowing I can take a few hundred KB of text files and rebuild my whole system.

Reppep Rd Knird

It’s also produced (slowly) through radioactive decay underground where it becomes trapped with other gasses. That’s the reserve we’ve been working with.