Alanis Morrisette plays

Fantastic album.

I’m da boss. I got da most teef.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

People should normalize finding love through online communities.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat MY face.

• Elon Musk, sometime in the future

“I know my unrequited crush will allow me to have sex with them if just do this really stupid thing.”

The Emperor probably should have talked to all his kids.

Fuck. I lost it too.

It’s good to know where you have a bathroom.

All I remember is that piece of shit Rush Limbaugh is buried at Bellefontaine Cemetery Saint Louis, St. Louis City, Missouri, USA.

Very useful information to know.

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Which the employees should.

The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.

“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”

The only moral vandalism and rioting is my vandalism and rioting.

JD Vance

I agree. I was being very sarcastic and didn’t put the traditional /s.

The US freaked out over TikTok harvesting private data yet barely shrugs at how US companies are routinely harvest private data and sell it.