Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

I love E33 but the RPG mechanics are pretty barebones.

So the rumors are true, good food is indeed illegal in the UK.

Yes, they were on a reduced crew because of a storm.

How many computers do you have ?!

When the music doesn’t stop on the Pause screen.

The outermost spot is easier to reach with the thumbs. The most used elements of the controller are face buttons and the left stick. Having the left stick in the “secondary” position makes no sense.

Exactly. Sony insists on having symmetrical sticks, even though Xbox figured out asymmetric was better back in 2001. Every third party controller has asymmetric switches. Even Nintendo Pro controllers do. Why did Valve choose the objectively worse solution?

It’s insane. Seemingly everyone but Sony figured out decades ago it’s a terrible idea, and Valve does it anyway.

At least it has concave sticks, which weren’t on PlayStation until 2013.

It’s called Murphy’s Law. The best way to get an answer is not to ask the question but to say the wrong answer.

Agreed. RAID is useless. Your drives will never fail before you’d want to replace them with larger ones anyway.

From the article:

early signature checks from several countries found about 97% of signatures to be valid

Automattic bought Tumblr after the porn ban.

Because Pokémon fell down hard after Gen 5, and has a lot of unrealized potential. It could be great if Nintendo actually cared about delivering a good product.

inb4 “akchually Pokémon games are developed by Game Freaks”

Nintendo has the power to tell them to fuck off if their games continue being worse and worse every year, but don’t.

Was? No. It still is.

HCaptcha is a drop-in replacement. Altcha is a standalone alternative (no 3rd party server needed).

There is no reason to use reCaptcha anymore.

Right? It only has 3 games and they’re already talking about a new one? They should give it a few years at least before giving up.

It’s almost as bad as Limp Bizkit’s Behind Blue Eyes.

stolen devices are being sold in China for up to £4,000 each, given they are internet-enabled and more attractive for those trying to bypass censorship

I’m guessing buyers specifically want non-Chinese devices, and stealing from individuals is easier than from a factory.

Broke: This character is ambidextrous because we just flipped the sprite

Woke: Link is right-handed because we flipped the entire game

Like clockwork, tankies will call actual leftists “liberals” everytime someone mentions that tankies are fascists who support capitalist imperialism from Russia and China.