Yeah, I’m similarly hoping for at least a spiritual BioShock successor.

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

At least one has room for a little creative exploration.

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

At first glance this looked like it was going to be just another MOBA. Fingers crossed that this is more like Borderlands coöp.

Yeah

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

In true American fashion, we “invented” something that already existed in a land we “discovered” while it was already inhabited.

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

America is so innovative that it invented the self-hating woman.

No

Stop trying to make “kagis” happen

It’s not going to happen

Well, she has the audacity of being a woman raising a child to be independent, so they had to jail her.

Well, so is that guy.

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.