Woke! Bring back coal!

Good!

Its become like a meeseeks

Microwave it on its side.

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Yes but the judge will be MIFFED and do nothing.

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

Welcome to journalism in 202x

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Buffalo.

Love that 30 day warranty

Obvious troll is obvious

Google trends shows that a search for “did Joe Biden drop out?” Spiked on election day.

Yes he did, months ago. American dont even know who they are voting for.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?