10/10, would choke on my tea again

Legit nelson muntz’d

And i’ll sneak into people’s places at night and wreck up the joint!

Last time i watched youtube unprotected it had a higher fcking ad frequency than television. And they were put in the stupidest places imaginable, making the video unwatchable. And i’m fucking genx, so i grew up way before the concept of avoiding ads.

There’s funding your product then there’s just being a piece of shit

How can i explain to you that voting to put a woman in the white house makes you less likely to beat one

They can sleep with each other

You hear that? You hear that sound? jon pertwee’s coming on his hovercraft and he is pissed

and “woke” AI will conveniently be anything that challenges grok

A critical vulnerability (CVE-2024-47575) has been discovered in Fortinet’s FortiManager, and it is currently being actively exploited. This vulnerability allows attackers to bypass API authentication, enabling them to execute commands remotely and compromise managed devices. FortiManager is commonly used by organizations to manage multiple FortiGate firewalls, making this vulnerability especially dangerous for enterprises and Managed Service Providers (MSPs).

TPN = Trusted Partner Network. Basically a big pile of wank that offers to make sure anyone handling content pretends to adhere to good IT practices and security so shit doesn’t get stolen

Or it’s just an emphasis on how unlikely they inadvertently signed up that account / forgot

“a dcp leak” is such a stupid fucking phrasing that’s perfectly wrong in every way so it definitely sounds chatGPT.

Wild conspiracy theory time: could be related to the fortinet exploit. I know the TPN have been losing their shit over that one, and it’s widely used. Would have to have a lot of moving pieces lining up, and people explicitly wanting to break into mastering houses to steal movies, which is a bit over the goddamn top, but hey, fun times.

Hmmm. I’d bet mastering, because if someone’s found a way to circumvent KDMs, there is going to be a lot of pants shat, and not just in cinema - it would mean cert based cryptographic keys are fucked

wolf in the fold, night terrors, empok nor, the thaw, Impulse.

You’re right, but matt is still doing this because he’s a turd who saw musk’d antics and went “me too!!”

Nah. His true calling was drag. The bitchiness. The mincing hand gestures. The wigs. If only he’d gotten over himself and donned the ballgown.

Nah, accurate projection for what a fifty year old looked like in the 90’s.

Go look up william hartnell and Peter capaldi as the 1st and 12th Doctors. Dudes were the same age bracket when they portrayed the character. We’re lasting longer.

He just gets shittier and shittier jesus

I like to imagine janeways t-rex descendants. Rampaging across the landscape with perfectly coiffed buns

You know the Vulcans insisted on that nomenclature