We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.

Reminds me of Kung Pow.

It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

In China they’re more like $1000

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don’t worry, Elon, the Jews probably won’t replace them.

McDonald’s probably does care, but their minimum wage employees don’t.

I’ll believe it when I see it. (I won’t)

No, a tumpet.

You’ll continue to enjoy 12 months for the price of 20.