Yea I don’t understand what a “season pass” is in reference to video games. And I dont really care either. Can I just buy the game normally and play it whenever I want, please?

I’ve only ever found one restaurant that does not take tips.

Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

Ok but hes actually got it backwards. Standard time is those four months in winter, and we use daylight savings time during the summer.

Maybe I’m just biased as a millennial, but Scene was definitely a way cooler vibe overall than whatever it is zoomers and alphas are doing.

And no why would me having a crush on every scene girl in my highschool affect my opinion on this dont be silly.

You’re off by a lot! Youtube is almost 20

Is this the Nintendo redemption arc?

Spare tires have come in handy many times in my life! And im only 30. Fuck 24 hour roadside assistance i can put a spare on faster than they can get out to me

Well to be fair this was literally the first printer I’ve ever bought, at 31. It advertised on the box that it could connect by wifi or by cord, so I expected it to come with all accessories needed for that.

Nope, turns out printers still come with a unique connector type.

I bought a cheap printer from walmart last year and was absolutely miffed that it didnt come with a cord. No, I am not connecting you to my wifi and installing your software on my computer! Had to buy a printer cord on amazon that ended up costing as much as the printer itself…

This makes me wonder; why then would women typically have longer life-spans then men? Once women hit menopause they are biologically useless for propogating the species whereas men retain the ability impregnate women for their whole lives.

The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

🦀 🦀 🦀

It sounds like in this case hes not mistaking, just talking about an unrelated town in a different state as a talking point to bring up immigration?

I tried to find a video of this on youtube, which I could not. I did however find a video of him making the same mistake 3 weeks ago in Pennsylvania, this time confusing it with North Carolina 🙄

“Hey Laura can you tweet something absolutely insanely racist about Kamala so I can publicly call you out so that people won’t think im the crazy one?”

“Sure thing fam I was probably gonna do that anyways lol”

Mayo is so disgusting fr