I just genuinely dislike such inexplicably, impossibly smart “genius kid” characters who also seem to possess inexplicably, impossibly vast amounts of knowledge and experience that simply cannot have been acquired in however many years they have been alive.

I went to school with a guy like that. Not only was he unnaturally smart, he also kicked all our asses at Duke Nukem 3D all of the time. Needless to say, I hate his guts.

INGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You could say it burns.

Hare seems interesting, but does it allow any kind of dynamic linkage? I just compiled a simple Hello World program, and its size is 217 kb - after stripping.

$ cat test.ha
use fmt;

export fn main() void = {
        fmt::println("Hello world!")!;
};

$ file test
test: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), statically linked, stripped
$ ls -lhn test
-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 217K Feb 27 18:03 test

I am called a srnior developer and I haven’t done a project in my spare time in many years. Not because I don’t want to, but because I do enough of that at work and I lack the energy. Most people I know are in the same boat.

Also it is colder at night than it is outside.

Oh… is Reddit still around?

Proud of today’s code. Deeply ashamed of yesterday’s code. That is our lot in life. At least it shows us our development.

Eh. If you are not using punch tape, are you even really programming?

But commander, that will take hours!

Don’t forget to route the EPS conduits through the secondary generator. Make sure energy level is nominal. Or was it abominable?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE(S)?

relevant link

Unexpected NINE NINE!

They may be greedy, but at least Ferengi are not usually racist shitbags.

Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!

Remember s2e18 - Brigadoom?

The whole universe is getting destroyed, everything is disappearing, and they have time for a musical number!

In my opinion, honestly one of the best episodes of anything ever made. And you can even watch it on youtube right now, because apparently, someone uploaded the whole episode.

It is a Canadian show with a few German actors. It’s from Newfoundland if I am not mistaken.

I love Lucy.