OK computer

This thing just writes itself, we’re not even doing anything!

No one even noticed it’s Voyager 40k

But then! Just as they’re about to lose, there is no hope…

They combine their beards together into one unstoppable… uh, beard!

Instead of a training montage, there’s a beard growing montage. That’s when you know they mean business.

“You thinking what I’m thinking? It’s time…”.
“To grow the beard.”

“You picked the wrong dining set, Bad Guy.”

“I’m going to step over you like the back of a chair.”

Star Trek is like “the Simpsons did it first” but for actor bit parts.

I can’t believe Adam Scott got his start as a Data stunt double before Parks and Recs. Crazy how Hollywood works.

No, Donny. These men are red shirts. There’s nothing to worry about.

I saw that. That’s the post I got the meme from. This is more about O’Brian trying to replicate that with the transporter buffer.

Venom is a tool. A goal. An ideal that O’Brian could achieve.

How can you not see that!? Am I the only one that’s not crazy around here!

If we time it right, hit the buffer while going at the correct warp speed… Can you call Janeway and Tom in here as well please.

A pure being that will battle the evil known as the ticketmaster! I will make a better man. Soon my work will be completed, and they will all stop laughing at me! Always laughing at me! Go from the porch, into my garden, I’m going hungry

Thank you. Now, if you would please step onto the teleporter pad I’d like to try something.