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Most of us don’t have clusters so shutting down the server means taking the server and all associated services completely offline.

Do you take your product completely offline for 8 hours every single day?

Openstreetmaps has been treating me pretty well. They don’t have all the business information like gmaps does, but that’s what TripAdvisor and Yelp are for.

My man just reinvented free software.

Those are literally trumps words from J6

Wtf do you want him to do? He loses the election in this hypothetical scenario. Do you want him to stage a coup? Refuse to leave office? How would that make him any better than dump?

His best is literally all he can do. If you feel that isnt good enough, that’s a completely separate discussion.

Necromancy runs are my favorite!

Man wtf else is he supposed to do? Stage a coup? Refuse to leave office? You can pretend to care all you want, but you are very transparent.

Wow, TIL. Thanks!

Paladins are real?

Hah respect. Please update me when you finish!

I’ve beaten it with the four base classes but not the dualist, and not since the “ascent” feature was added. Its a good timewaster. Though, I wish I used alchemy and spells more…

Oh nooooooo! Wow that sucks but its really impressive you crawled that entire dungeon three times (down up down).

I don’t bother with the challenge ascent, since I don’t want to ruin a win. I want to do it someday but for now I just end the game with the amulet.

SPD gang rise up!

I’m in the middle of an “Oops All Clerics” playthrough. Highly recommend. I have Light, Life, Tempest, and War. War is probably the weakest of the bunch but she’s good for holding concentration buffs. Throw on bless and Phalar Aluve Sing and you’ll never lose concentration on anything.

All of my ability checks get guidance and advantage.

This party is stupidly OP. The shadow cursed lands were a cakewalk, and I steamrolled Cazador without really trying. Hasted Tempest cleric pumps out obscene amounts of damage.

Light has access to fireball, wall of fire, and their Chanel divinity is a nuclear bomb with a huge range.

Life can almost bring a completely dead party back to full health.

And the Chanel divinities restore after a short rest, so I can deal with three moderate fights and maybe even a boss before I need a long rest.

I think Cleric might be my favorite class.

But they already crossed that line. There’s tons of shit from 5E that aren’t in BG3 and lots of mechanics work differently. You don’t need a rope to climb, you don’t need to find and secure and area to rest, there are no hit die. Shit, Cleric is missing like 7 entire domains.

So what if they exclude a couple impossible to balance spells?

The flaming fist can see you steal things from like six buildings away.

When I fought Gortash the first time (I didn’t do the foundry) his steel watchers kept kicking my ass. “Ah ha!” I thought, “I’ll close the door and cast Arcane Lock on it to keep them out and trivialize this fight!”. The watchers teleported next to gortash as soon as the fighting began and wiped the floor with me.

During the Ketheric fight, Ketheric decided he… Just had enough? I guess? He went to stand in the center of the platform and fucked off for five entire rounds while I killed everyone else and started phase 3.

Inventory management is impossible with a controller.

I play on a Steam Deck and while the game runs amazingly in Acts 1 and 2, the instant you set foot in Rivington you’re lucky if you can get 20 fps. And I hear its the same on a PC?

Speaking of Act 3, the entire act is awful. Acts 1 and 2 were incredible and then the whole thing just falls apart. The pacing is all wrong, and you pretty much forget the absolute entirely. Someone else said they stopped playing after moonrise and ended their game, and honestly I like that idea more every day.

Felogyrs Fireworks. That’s all I need to say.

You need to loot literally everything or you’ll miss critical items, and the loot overwhelmingly sucks ass. Oh boy! Another rotten tampon I can sell for 1g!

Potion tooltips are less than useless, especially on the crafting screen (oh man don’t get me started there). What does this potion do? No idea! But at least you know it tastes like Troll cum!

I really do love this game, but a lot of parts of the game are just steaming piles of shit. I also don’t believe it deserved all the awards it got, and it’s kind of amazing it did.

veggie bg3

Astarion doesn’t know anything about ascension until

Gale doesn’t talk about godhood until

The other two are right from the beginning though, yeah.

Oh a long running thread, my least favorite thing on the entire internet.

“Hey do you have an answer to my question”

Yeah bro, its in this 700 page forum thread. Here’s a tent and some supplies, godspeed."

Fuck that.

You can only bone your companion the one time and they turn the lights off in Sharesses Caress.

I want my companions to have a “Let’s fuck” button.