Formerly @ZeroCool@feddit.ch

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Cake day: December 29th, 2023

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  • Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.

    Farva : What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

    Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

    [into mic] Burger Guy : Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.

    Farva : Yeah, thanks.

    Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.

    Farva : Gimme a pie… apple.

    Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

    Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

    Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

    Burger Guy : It’s only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

    Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn’t want it.

    Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don’t want it!

    Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?

    Farva : Gimme a litre o’ cola.

    Burger Guy : What?

    Farva : A litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

    Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?

    Farva : I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!

    Burger Guy : I don’t know what that is!

    Farva : Litre is French for… give me my fuckin’ cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN’ LIP!



















  • Yeah, it’s an extremely popular sentiment on the internet to scoff at software update related recalls as if they “don’t count.” 9 times out of 10 the person making the claim is a Muskrat, because this is a very common thing with Teslas and daddy Elon must be defended at all costs but every now and then they’re just a run of the mill moron unwittingly parroting Muskrat talking points.

    A recall is a recall whether the issue can be patched OTA or whether you have to drive to a dealership so they can spend 30mins swapping a random seemingly inconsequential part. The specific mechanics of the solution do not change the fact that a problem required a recall to be issued to consumers. Perpetuating the notion that these recalls should be considered “less important than a real recall” is dangerous to the point of stupidity.