I want to say the OLED peaked at USD$350, what countries dollar were you speaking of?

Barely half the voters wanted Brexit in the first place. And a non-insignificant amount of those who did only did it for a laugh cause they thought it’d fail.

gestures exaggeratedly

*Venture capitalists have ruined the job market using AI

Literal planned obsolescence

Depends on the state, and how eagerly and effectively they enforce it.

Rusty new deathtraps

Um, ekskushe me, he wore henleys.

For getting jammed or running out of bullets at an inopportune moment.

It certainly implies that they can be sold. That they’re a commodity to be bartered and not individuals with their own minds. That their decision can be bought and sold rather than convinced.

“Aren’t sold yet” from the title seems to imply the yellow section, not the red. Almost as if it’s going to be shoved down our throat no matter how we feel about it. Not that there’s been any doubt about that, but the article title is certainly telling about the bias of this article…

I mean, it was also popular because it was relatively open in a field of closed handhelds. You could play, basically, whatever you wanted on it. Price was a factor as well… but it was never cheap. Just less expensive than other options.

Then we have quick deaths instead of slow ones!

So the kids might begin delve into the less corporate depths of the web such as here

So they’ll be exposed to ill-thought out extreme reactionary leftist positions instead.

Don’t forget the hyper-evolved aliens that gave Geordi his groove back. They were going in excess of warp 10/11 as well.

Anyone sane

“Anyone who agrees with me and is in on it already”

The point of satire is it’s supposed to mirror reality, this is literally what they were mocking.

Holograms of dead celebrities have been a thing for at least a decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwgkHr9F1vw

Adversarial…

That’d be terrible