It’s bizarre, there are a ton of mini-games, combat is sometimes fun, storyline is yakuza melo-drama, dripping in themes around loyalty, honor and sacrifice.

It has a little bit of something for everyone.

No Terraria :(

Bethesda, my hand is perfectly tuned for my dick.

That doesn’t mean it’s preferable to a moist orifice.

COX: Drug traffickers love gizmos. They love gadgets. And if they have something like, ooh, the app is hidden behind a calculator, they think that’s amazing, and they want to buy it.

TIL drug traffickers have the mindset of a teenage boy looking for ways to hide porn.

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PSA. Send stuff to your local post office and then go pick it up.

You can’t trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.

For the uninitiated, the game was banned, not because of the gratuitous violence, extreme drug use, and themes involving fugue states, war crimes and cold war conspiracy,

But because of a scene depicting rape.

Except, the “depiction” was simply a character, from a pixelated top-down view, climbing onto the other character. No nudity, no thrusting - then…

The director yells “CUT!”

Turns out, it was a movie being filmed. So even within the context of the game, it wasn’t rape, it was an abstraction of an abstraction, WITHIN an abstraction.

Ratings board are morons.

As an Aussie, I was lucky to have a friend gift this to me on Steam.

At least they have precident now.

Changing your studios name doesn’t change the fact that 343i is structurally bankrupt

You know, from a business standpoint, it makes financial sense NOT to log user traffic.

Reason one: plausible deniability. You can’t give what you don’t have.

Reason two: storage. Why the fuck would you keep logs, when it costs money to?

Reason three: these boots taste fantastic! (People generally don’t enjoy licking boots).

OK!

SAY IT WITH ME NOW!

WHEN I SAY “BARBARA” YOU SAY “STREISAND”!

READY?!

" BARBARA "

Indoctrination is a hell of a drug.

Alternatively, psychopathy fits the description.

In addition to this, Valve is also becoming involved in restructuring the Wayland Protocols, called Frog Protocols.

What is the significance of the Frog?

Surely these things are related somehow?

I don’t know man, sounds like something you should be asking Todd at the next shareholder meeting.

I’m expecting:

• dialogue choices to be binary.
• all NPC’s are voiced by Todd.
• there’s a mandatory 200GB texture pack update on day one.
• the Creation Club is integral to the main story.
• skills are distilled down to STRONG, BENDY, SMART.
• these three skills have a perk tree which is actually just a perk stick with no branches.
• AI assesses whether your constructed town is good enough and won’t let you proceed to the next mission unless you’ve gone to Granny Earl’s house for three consecutive IRL Sunday’s and sent photos of your freshly baked Sweet Roll™ to the Bethesda’s Antarctic game studio (you incur all costs associated with postage) in the middle of Winter (May).
• races outside of Imperial are DLC, as is any skin colour besides white, and any genital options besides “Jewish”.

People are fucking idiots about this kind of shit.