Let’s rewrite that headline in a more positive tone.

AI doomerism is driven by those with a clear perspective.

SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking twist, Musk ends up propelling the Earth directly into the Sun.

I’m certainly glad the feds gave up on optics. This should hopefully make for an excellent dark comedy movie once it wraps up (if Sean is aquitted).

They’re very good hands.

Fire detected in the vicinity of Leela.

I can’t wait till the tattoos on Amy’s butt hear about this.

Never thought I’d see the day where the term “butt breath” wasn’t an insult

The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

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Science cannot move forward without heaps!

Ok, if everyone’s finished being stupid.

This seems adjacent to the plot of Outbreak though

clears throat WHY?!?!

Kif might!

Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.

How very neutral of you.

She’s out of control! You win again, gravity!!

It’s wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we’d know that I’m a man and you’re janitorial equipment.

Brits don’t go into debt or have their finances ruined after receiving care though.