The Humble O’Bumble!

Again, Rankin/Bass Santa is a tyrant.

I’m reading every single comment in Billy Crystal’s voice.

He says, “ki-lo-pas-i-cals.”

I just like it when Data says “kilopascals.”

When Captain Scott says to embellish how long it will take to complete a task.

Lwaxana: [judges you in Betazed]

In the past we gave our thinking sand armored shells. But these days we should consider imbuing the thinking sand with an artificial soul, so it can use the distilled knowledge of man to decide how best to defend itself from the things from outer space. Sure, the thinking sand may daydream and momentarily see mankind as the enemy, but only sometimes.

Meanwhile, Terry Farrell got in trouble for complaining that the line or direction she was given didn’t seem in keeping with Jadzia’s character.

When in doubt, just watch release order.

Everything was roughly in chronological order (watch until movie 6 before starting The Next Generation) until 2001 with Enterprise, which jumps back a couple of centuries for better or worse.

23rd Century Starfleet: “Cadets are classified as cargo.”

Uhura, every couple of months under her breath with a smarmy tone, “Vulcan has no moon~!”

These El-aurians think of everything!

Universal Translator: “Captain, no one has ever encountered such a phenomenon.”

Translation from Vulcan: “Jim, this shit is wack, yo.”

Santa’s slay!

“Orphan-crushing Machine”

And if you can’t find it within yourself to tell the truth, then you don’t deserve to wear that sausage costume!

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