CEOs: “I raised the price, why isn’t there more money in my bank?”

Electrical engineer: “what was that other guy thinking?”

Software engineer: “What was I thinking?” (It’s code from last night)

“Oops, we started losing money. NOW we regret our actions.”

They already know all that.

Every time O’Brien gets imprisoned or tortured then rescued, instead of R&R or therapy:

“Back to life, back to reality…”

I felt so bad for Seven in this episode. Every belief she held as a drone was challenged by deassimilation back into Human. Then suddenly, everything she was taught by the collective was vindicated only to have it chucked out the airlock.

Imagine seeing the face of god only to be told it would have destroyed you.

Sally Nerys, laying it in to Kai Linus: “You kept me up all night waiting for the Emissary of the Prophets. And all that came was a beagle!”

Well that’s disappointing. Maybe I’ll wait for a rev A.

So Bluetooth headphones are a no-go?

A GameBoy Advance SP is still worthy of being a daily carry. Rock solid hardware with a huge library of timeless games.

That this thing is effectively the exact same dimensions using current tech makes it the first dedicated handheld I’ve considered getting since the DS Lite.

Removed the ‘also.’

Was going to add to the comment anyway.

Because Tuvok is pure-blooded Vulcan, it’s doubtful he would ever call her Katy in a momentary fit of emotion.

They’re old friends, not unlike Kirk and Spock.

“Correlation.”

That’s pretty much politics de jour for the last decade. Satire doesn’t stand a chance.

It was clear these were the episodes the cast had the most fun filming.

Why the ever-loving fuck was it in the refugee system in the first place??

Ping?… Pong.

Hacker: “I have all your files.”

User: “It won’t even let me log into Outlook.”

Dr. Lazarus, I trust you live up to your namesake.

So that’s why Pike wasn’t affected when the Keepers made an Orion dance for him. They didn’t take into account the pheromones and Pike saw the seduction for what it was and walked out.