I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

I want to pet the forbidden striped dog.

The only reason I think they didn’t is that their mascot isn’t a little altar boy.

OP? OP who? Sorry, we don’t have any record of an OP.

What’s the significance of Lor though? Seems intentional since you wrote it twice that way.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

Future generations of Russians will gain immunity to fall damage once they weed out the ones still complying with the law of gravity.

But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.

Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.

Natural choice for the red shirt too since he’s got 8 lives more than most.

Pobody’s nerfect. She’s more of a smokescreen for others in her party so they can keep on doing shady shit while she makes headlines with a pants-on-head-stupid quote of the day (plus a hint of dogwhistle to harvest outrage clicks).

I use a fine spray bottle for this fight instead. I mist where OP missed.

If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O’Connor’s talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.

That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.