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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • “Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

    “What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

    “We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

    “What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

    “Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

    Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D


  • Oh my god don’t get me started, the last time I tried that, it took me over two fucking hours to get the Microsoft account to recognize that I owned Minecraft. Apparently I bought the game so long ago that it failed to unify my accounts correctly so the separate “enter your password” screen just failed to load? I had to reset my account and open an entire new outlook.com email address just to link my purchase to the account I already have.

    Fuck those losers who succeeded only in making the game worse to encourage platform lock in so they can replace Java with Bedrock.