Some rando Starfleet officer: is secretly marquis

Sisko: I’m so goddamn fucking mad about this unforgivable breach of trust, imma do a genocide.

Sisko’s literal fucking girlfriend: is secretly marquis

Sisko: is ok bby I forgive u

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Oh man I love Battlestar Galactica!

Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.

Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.

lmao I love how it takes Frakes a second to register what Spiner just said before he just loses it

Yea yea

Hey cool, another reason to continue never using Facebook.

Interesting, only instances I can think of for 2nd person writing are those old “choose your own adventure” books.

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

Number one.

Give it the beans.

Or the ones where people point out how inconsistent JS is with adding strings to numbers.

Yeah, maybe don’t do arithmetic on numbers as strings?

It is with Juma

There are a lot of euphemisms in The Sims so they can keep their T rating, with sex being called woo-hoo probably being the biggest one. The other big one I can think of is that alcohol is referred to as “Juice”

Which is hilarious, because you know it was put in there to “own the libs,” but instead these chucklefucks get it thrown back in their faces.