it has come in clutch a few times when I started to get drowsy and drifted off my lane.

Respect for sharing your mistakes.

According to 30 rock it is.

Who is this, and why is she so sad?

Schleswig-Holstein

We count those.

Jamethan.

In short: cognitive dissonance-reducing beliefs.

Well sure, but this is danish.

Microsoft:

He wont be, because every american, whom isn’t trying to do it or organizing the deed, is either a pussy and/or a moron. If an american reads this and think “surely danekrae doesn’t mean me, I voted against the rapist”… Yes, you.

Edit: See… Morons. “I’ll downvote, that’ll show them”

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And a happy unc to you too.

I feel so fucking old, spending all that time and energy, trying to translate the first half.

“No that’s not my son… David always writes the whole thing when he is texting me, never shortens it to ‘WAP’.”

And if paper that immediately dissolves when wet scratches the seat; maybe use better materials.

Hygge

I imagine that Florida is to Americans, what America is to the rest of the world.

Sure, take the scariest and most stupid weapon of this age, and put it on a drone with a bomb…

Terrorism works…

That’s how I understood it and what I’m agreeing with. It’s how companies like Cambridge Analytica came to be. How people came to be so manipulated.

No one cares about privacy or rights

First Cambridge Analytica data scandal happend, then the whole world suddenly voted for right wing extremes.