And still, americans believe the democrats will win… Even after everything in the past, everything being said in the present, they’re still only going to protest.

I didn’t know epic games developed that.

Aren’t they designed, so you push the middle down to release?

“you should never fuck a woman that is too freaky or too prude”

Those are also on the list… It’s a long list.

Let me tell you, a lot of the Kama Sutra is bullshit, then a rare “Oh, that makes sense”.

Then it’s back to “you should never lay with a woman too dark or too light skinned”. STFU Vātsyāyana.

How is it? I guess not that interesting, if you didn’t finish.

I have a decent memory. 60% of the time, it works every time.

“How disgusting. I would never do that”

I have heard people try to explain why they log in on porn sites: It saves your favorite videos, it recommends new videos and it makes it possible to see paid content.

All three things are reasons why I don’t want to log in. Yeah, like I want a list of my perversions attached to my name.

Does that thought make you feel all tingly?

Katie Miller soon: ⚰️

I live in the USA and I haven’t seen a gas station where you could pump without paying first in at least 20 years.

I would pick UK problems over US’ problems any day…

Today I had to teach two people from different generations, the difference between right and left click.

I already knew the fact about the car, before John Oliver programmed my brain to thinking of this, every time I see or hear about LBJ…

Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.

This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe…

The first part is just a kid being exited for a game.

Second part is him using shirt as a filter for the aerosol can so he could get high of the gas.

Third part, because of being high and having problems at home, he then released some energy by damaging school property.

I tried one by accident once. If it’s normal to just use caramel flavor, it’s fucking disgusting.

I diluted the espresso with some water for her

But that is what an americano is? An espresso is supposed to be about 30ml.

Trade (or technical) school.

I teach what would be translated as Industrial Technician, but is really just a machinist. They learn manual lathe and milling, measuring, ISO standards, ISO programming on CNC, 3D printing, CAD, CAM, CMM and a lot more.

I have them for 20 weeks in the beginning of their education. The educatiuon takes 4 years in total, including time at their apprenticeship and at the school.

The students can have a contract for an apprenticeship before they join the class, which means they get paid more than if they don’t have a contract. They get paid to study in any case.

attendance. If they’re not there when I call their name, I have to note it to their employer (apprenticeship) online. If they text me, I know they’re going to be in class shortly.