I think a John Deere letter may be different.

“Hello, ChatGPT. if you don’t mind could you tell us about Tampon Tim?”

Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The licking notifications should begin shortly after that.

OMG we need to stop. It’s gotten too real now. The only saving graces are that this is a day old post on Lemmy and so venture capitalists are unlikely to still see it.

But damned if I don’t think Anker could make something out of this.

You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.

Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?

That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising

It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

Nature is healing itself.

Best to throw that away. Good job keeping it from affecting the performance of your pc.

Dude, excuse you - I’m NOT interested. Sick fuck.

Speculation on my part but i think it’s the same thing as Boeing really. They didn’t have any real competition for so long and they started cutting out the engineers who innovated to improve stock price.

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Op is gone because he’s at Walmart buying gift cards to get his mortgage going.

Did he have an Indian accent?

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I had to reread it a few times but was like yep ‘to diary’

Is it almost our collective birthday?

Uh, no. Consumers don’t care at all. Executives and marketing folks are the ones that have decided that it has to be in there.

From the top:

• Dream Machine Pro Max - This has two HDDs but I’m not using them. I have redundant internet sources, 1G Cable and 2G Fiber. The dream machine can fail over between them.

• 2U Patch Panel

• POE-Enterprise 48 - This is connected via SFP+ 10G to the Dream Machine and is where every device in the network plugs in.

• UNVR - This has 4x 14TB HDDs and is where the cameras record. That covers more than 2 months of constant recording at 4K on the cameras - which are all connected and powered by the switch. This connects via SFP+ to the switch.

• Unifi Remote Power - This is like a redundant power source for the switches and stuff so if the power supply failed this would pick up.

• Unifi Power Strip - everything is plugged in here, you can toggle the ports and stuff on and off which I don’t do.

There’s a bunch of other stuff in the rack multiple piholes and little intel nuc servers doing stuff. Redundant piholes is a nice addition to the network though once you get going.

https://imgur.com/a/w5YSLKK

My setup is really high end i just treated it like a gaming pc. Dream machine Pro Max connected to a POE Enterprise 48, that gives 2.5gb network to all the wired devices. Have one u6 pro and one u7 pro access points. Finally a 1u unvr which runs the 10 or so AI-Pro cameras.