I wouldn’t even call them Tory Lite. They are Tories with red branding.

YOU’LL USE MAGNOLIA AND YOU’LL LIKE IT /jk

May he bless all the billionaires.

Reminder: billionaires are apes… (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

…and don’t forget that sundown towns still exist in America.

Last time I checked, a deed poll doesn’t let you change your gender, deed polls are for changing your name. You don’t even have to be trans for that. I foresee many tragedeighs changing their names as soon as they’re old enough, for example.

Post anything about lettuce and get instabanned!

People often (but not always) slide into conspiracies after a trauma or public humiliation. It’s a weird sort of comfort for many of them.