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Mi casu es su casu
Wait till they learn of the horrors of short sleeved shirts. Like here are my arms I guess. End me now.
America World - you we are so fucked.
bunch lot
“Yeah, Kaylene’s always doing weird shit like that to get attention, we mostly just ignore her. She hasn’t caught on yet.”
Hey, what are the odds – five Ayn Rand fans on the same train! Must be going to a convention.
Okay, so does your drug pouch have a wallet?
Dumber than a bag of wet bags.
A bit? They’re practically dragging NASA and Harvard-grad psychologists into it. Possibly even an MIT mechanical engineering team or two as well.
No, but you can put the extra ice on top of the ice that is your drink. You’re in an ice age, after all.
When it doesn’t occur to you that the list is made up entirely by Netflix to get that engagement, really making it the “Top Ten Things Netflix Wants You To Watch Right Now, Please” list.
How’d you forget Ellen Burstyn’s character getting amphetamine psychosis and hallucinating her fridge try to eat her, or Leto’s getting his arm amputated due to gangrene from heroin addiction?
Of course. The outer layer of skin on the legs is dead just like everywhere else, and needs to be cleaned off. It’s not just the dirt on the skin that needs to be removed, but the outer layer of dead skin needs to be exfoliated, too. This is just basic hygiene.
And now you’re 4’9”. Good deal!
“Yeah, that’s where I’ll be living in 150 years. It’s pretty cozy.”
Everyone in the circle, consecutively: “A little bit about yourself!”
ME (having sex):
Fleshlights don’t count as having sex, bud. Sorry.
Because they’re so removed from the reality of how animals can be, that they just assume they can. They’ll happily dive into a pod of sperm whales just to get a good insta shot, having no idea about how bad of an idea that is.