

You’re not a dipshit. I AM a dipshit


You’re not a dipshit. I AM a dipshit


Well Hitler was a painter, checkmate liberals.


Little known fact: the original conversation was created by an account named ‘anon_djt’, which prompted grok with:
grok on the WALL! who blows the BEST of them ALL??? Thank you for your attention to this matter
you blew Bubba good and well, but Elon blows nonpareil
well many say, a lot of people say, that I am actually the best blower
Elon also guzzles piss by the gallons


“Not to boast, but I’m quite the piss-drinker”
– Publicly available data stating this so many times that a LLM trained itself to repeat it, probably


QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.
(Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)


Field Marshall Soros was very pleased with the success of the operation led by Colonel Greta
It’s a non-mutual friendship, though.
Please don’t make me tap the Gang of Four’s Design Patterns book


Absolutely cool and very normal in a democracy


While Matthias was only taking the chair left by Judas, Charlie would have really continued with the true legacy of Judas. 🙏


Ah you finally got it, congrats! We knew it would become too ridiculous to believe at some point, but I’m glad we got this far. You still bought some insane shit (Kanye running for President, Kissinger getting the Nobel peace prize, Israel committing a holocaust, Oasis getting together again, people buying monkey JPEGs for millions of dollars…). Come on, nothing in this list is even remotely believable.


So are you transphobe OR antisemitic? Sorry but you have to pick one
Beautiful.
I’d also like to know what the basic ork at the receiving end of that spear is thinking.
What a coincidence! I’m a vibe coder cleanup specialist. I clean up after their brains explode from receiving too much vibration from the computer waves (or something, I don’t know how it works exactly. I’m just here with my little sponge)


I suppose all the examples you give convey some little trace of the accent from their respective regions. Slightly longer final syllables in the UK for instance.
But more to the point, the spelling ‘miaow’ is completely new to me. But I receive very few letters from British cats so maybe that explains it.


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miaow (UK)
Excuse me, WTF? I have lived 7 years in the UK, and never have I heard a cat profer this kind of drivel. Is this some cockney shit?
Also, thank you for your insight about mammal accents. It made me slightly xenophobic but I appreciate the knowledge.


I remember him well. He would never have stolen from a dead. He would always have waited and charged the inheritors an inheritance fee (+ grieving fee).
But Don and Bubba are already in there