Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
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So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
I hate you!
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
drolex@sopuli.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'English6·1 month agoAre you talking about me? How do you know? It’s pure rumors anyway! I’m extremely manly, OK? My car makes a lot of noise, so yeah. I’m heterosexual btw
drolex@sopuli.xyzto Technology@beehaw.org•Pocket is Saying Goodbye: What You Need to Know | Pocket Help61·2 months agoAh damn.
Do you know how to replace it (the one-click save for later)? Something that would take the imports from pocket and is well integrated within Firefox?
Slaanesh material: ‘disgusting heretical filth’
Khorne material: ‘actually that makes a lot of sense’
drolex@sopuli.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•DOGE recruits college kid to help rewrite housing regulations with AIEnglish33·2 months agoVibe coding the plebs into homelessness
We need more of this progress, people love it.
Yes, weirdly enough
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Bar_(song)#Background_and_writing
I hope it’s the censored version because if I hear “start a war, start a nuclear war” in my headphones, I will be tempted to send an ICBM, I know that.
Hey look this guy is a carnifex fucker
drolex@sopuli.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Business Insider Founder Creates AI Exec For His New Newsroom, Immediately Hits On HerEnglish81·3 months agoImma rape you and eat your lungs, you subhuman n-word r-word c-word, etc.
🤓📚👉🦋 Is this human thought? If only I had robot coworkers!
Average Space Marine chapter master: ‘the Emperor? Yes I know someone who knows a guy who met a guy who had once seen the shoe of a Custodes. So yeah you could say we’re close’
Average Rogue Trader: ‘Johnny the Empy? Yeah we played golf together last week. Like every Tuesday, nothing out of the ordinary. Now excuse me I have to go and have dinner with some eldar royalty’
drolex@sopuli.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’English7·3 months agoI think you can be at the same time: enraged by the attacks on vulnerable people (and so many important topics), disgusted by the lack of ethics and amused by the absolute stupidity of all this circus.
This is on the inside.
On the outside, you get ‘mild irritation’ face for all of these.
“If it’s no hassle for you, would you mind stopping your genocide? Please, if it’s not inconvenient for you at this time. Sorry again to bother you. Ta. Sorry.” Wow very strong message from a RAGING PM.
reason
Sounds a lot like treason to me.
Can’t get entangled in theological disputes when you don’t have the brains for high-level shenanigans. 😎
Good boys. 🐕
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.