There was a guy who was “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll.
Perhaps Nigel could become “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like Cyril Sneer from The Raccoons? He could carry on behaving like he already does.
To a lot of laptop manufacturers, it certainly seems that way as of late - that’s why I’m ever hopeful that a modular laptop, such as the framework, might give us the option of how we want to control a mouse cursor.
Fingers crossed for a touchpad with physical buttons.
Is your local water company irresponsibly releasing sewage into your rivers?
Are you struggling to find an environmentally sound liquid to throw over Nigel Farridge?
I wonder if there’s some sort of solution to both these problems? Perhaps there is a way to both help remove a small amount of sewage from the river and also find something to throw at Nigel?
Hmm…
Did you not hear about the bellend shortage?
There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”.
Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.
Someone has kindly put the page on archive.is
He might have done a few surprisingly acceptable things as of late, but let’s not forget him destroying that schools building/repairing/upgrading project (which is why a large chunk of school buildings are now dangerous), then completely ruining secondary education with pointless, backwards reforms, loudly supporting and championing the destruction of the NHS to be replaced by a private subscription model etc…
His impact has generally been to meddle, alter, ruin and destroy, against the experience, knowledge, research and expertise of anyone who knows anything within the field and instead promoting wildly ill-thought-out early 20th century Tory whims because he’s “Had enough of listening to experts”.
Apologies for the rant, but he’s been high up on my “worst humans in the country” list for over a decade - though he’s been knocked down the list a little as of late, because who can compete with Mel Stride, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Suella Braverman etc.
I just worry how 17% of people would think the Tories would support the NHS… almost 1 in 5 people thinking “yeah, they’re doing a great job” in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Thought it was going to be Boris Johnson.
Disappointed.
I’m… actually quite impressed. What’s the catch, Tories?
There’s normally a bit where you say things like “The paths outside the shops will be re-paved with the ground up bones of the unemployed, disabled, homeless, transgendered and asylum seekers, created by our new £10 billion hunting programme”.
Oddly, the line is drawn at horrible, awful people like “life-long peace campaigners” or “life-long promoters of fairness and equality”.
No room for Mr Corbyn or anyone who ever supported him, looked at him or spoke to him.
[Edit] p.s. this is a sarcastic comment, if that wasn’t obvious?
This is very badly implemented. I might be misunderstanding, but it looks like they’re not protecting children by removing far-right material or other assorted bullshit, they’re “protecting children” by collecting more personal data on all users (or viewers).
“We want you to protect children by forcing all users (and unregistered viewers) to give you their passports and bank details, and we want you to use their telephone and laptop cameras to record their faces. Store all the data wherever you like, and feel free to sell it on/use it however you like, we totally believe you won’t do anything shady or abusive for profit”
From Android Jerboa, it all works as you’d hope.
Static image on main view or individual post, plays instantly if you click on it :)
It seems like it would be quick and convenient to use - quick as a flash, perhaps? Also, it’s quite funny they’d not thought of this universal voucher system, it sounds like a winner! I wonder if the universal voucher could have alternate names too, rhyming with “flash” or “funny”?
They said it - “fair and compassionate”. I can only assume they use a different dictionary to me.
Alongside the paper, Mr Stride also addressed the Commons, saying: “This government’s priority is to make sure that our welfare system is fair and compassionate. Fair on the taxpayer, by ensuring that people of working age who can work, do work, and fair on those who are in most need of the state’s help.”
Though it’s all a bit jokey, I also kind of believe that’s to some degree true.
It’s the new generation’s “If you discover time travel, go back and kill Hitler”.
Obviously not in all cases, but sometimes they push you away to try and make it less upsetting for you seeing them in a degenerated state, which is embarrassing for them, and painful for friends and family, then they can pretend things are fine when they occasionally see you.
Sorry, I thought you actually hadn’t heard of Rockrolling, so the explanation attempt was genuine. It wasn’t intended to be patronising. My apologies.
If you look on the wiki page, the “roll” bit is actually from “egg roll”, as odd as that sounds. Other variations tend to have taken the “something-rolled” format, so I was just going with that.
Anyway, call it what you like, the important thing is that you try it :)
Okay, so you’re going to ban targeted marketing and online advertising, right?
No?
Ah, so the plan is to introduce comprehensive support and counselling for stress and mental health issues in young people, meaning they won’t have to turn to these things to cope with their depressing, stressful lives?
No?
Ah, got you - you’re going to improve the individual lives and prospects of all citizens, creating a utopian nation, so they can each look forward to a healthy prosperous future and genuinely have nothing to worry about?
No?
It’s a good plan, but it’s not different enough from his current appearance for anyone to notice.