Why does he look like that?

i sex

I have no idea what anybody is talking about.

I am very glad.

Everyone on here is stupid and wrong.

Perhaps this just means people value her feet more than music? I’m not into feet, but I really didn’t like her music, so maybe this is reasonable.

I’m bald.

tautological

It’s like you’ve never heard of the number 19, what weird kind of post is this.

But what if they’re wearing an expensive leather jacket

she cute

she cute

The sooner people stop typing like that, the better.

calorie-dense nutrient paste

flour and grease smear

We slip through the veil of reality, do we.

ringtones baby

I wouldn’t say it’s my excuse, exactly, but I will say it’s funny we think this could possibly convince any Chinese person they were seeing a panda.

This story resurfaces every couple of months. Last time it turned out they had specifically advertised that they’d be having an event where they had the dogs groomed to look like pandas. Like, they never claimed they were actually pandas.

You’ll be fine mate.