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Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.
Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.
Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.
BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!
Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.
TIL there is vim for Windows.
“It was obviously really tough, we parted with a lot of talented people we cared about" - Mark Zuckerberg
“Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge” https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html
It is understood they were found not as a direct result of the search operation for 35-year-old Ezedi.
A sentence with the clarity of the sediment in which they were found. Good old Grauniad.
“This has been linked with major mass political developments including the Brexit referendum in the UK, and the presidency of Donald Trump in the US”
Bingo.
Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I’m pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.
and they will come with full self-driving
They should have booked the cabbage to keynote instead of her.
I love you, bot.
Hookers and blackjack coming soon.
Help, help, I’m being repressed!
Every day is pizza day here!!! That’s what makes us a “Great Place to Work” (GPTWTM)
Would you care for a chair massage?
Concur. Also long time user here - but prefer to skip the data collection bit. Imagine showing up at the dentist some day and being chided for missing your back molars last Tuesday.
The primary use case is for making sure kids and elderly loved ones are brushing their teeth and keeping the brush charged. Also supposedly senses if all teeth are being properly cleaned, although based on reviews that sounds like a stretch. But yeah, the aggregated data is probably marketable somehow - I didn’t check their privacy policies.
Electric toothbrushes are a thing. It’s understandable that the vendors would like a rationale to track usage. Not beyond the bounds of possibility that in ten years it may be impossible to buy an electric toothbrush that doesn’t track usage and try to phone home to report it.
Presumably, we can expect 404 to eventually replace 42 as the answer to everything.
Awesome! Here – enjoy another mocha latte on us!
Great idea! Here’s a starbucks gift voucher for your initiative! Now if we can just figure out how to simulate pizza…
Quick! Somebody order more pizza and ping pong tables…
Great idea! Let’s huddle with the Coach at the retrospective.