I never played Dragon Quest, but these remakes make me very hopeful that we’ll see a Chrono Trigger remake similar to these.

I watched someone stream it and freaked out that they grouped 10 trolls

Don’t forget he’s constantly telling people he’ll give them his sperm samples.

Too bad Tesla’s don’t have that. Just cameras and machine learning.

Concord’s getting an episode on Secret Level

I think they might be talking about Prime 4, which was initially announced back in 2017. Dread wasn’t announced until 2021.

It is 19x20 feet. The article points out that this puts it 20 ft² under the minimum required 400 ft² for housing units in the state of New York. Even this isn’t feasible.

I mean, it’s my revenge porn. I should be allowed to post it! /s

But with the PS5 pro, you can experience this game with the full extent of pisser technology! I mean PSSR.

Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

The Witness is a good puzzle game where they give you the same kind of puzzle, but different areas have their own rules. They don’t tell you how the rules work, but they’re fairly intuitive and the ramp up in each area is good. Eventually you have to recall rules from previous puzzles. There are extra puzzles that go beyond the mold as well, but those are well hidden.

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

Ok then. I still expect a surprise Jack Black as Big the Cat.

Is Jack Black just required to be in every videogame movie from now on? Mario, Borderlands, and now this? Is he going to be Shadow in the new Sonic movie?

Crazy right wingers who go “Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn’t have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn’t make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!”

Be sure to read computer terminals logs in Honest Hearts.

I don’t believe Mary Trump. Donald was incoherent even before he had to run against Harris.

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

Oh Kyle, why did you say that? If you say your birthday wish out loud it won’t come true!