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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • Takes a while before he gets to his actual suggestions, which are as stupid as you’d expect:

    We know what a coherent right-wing agenda would look like: Net Zero immigration, energy sanity, a massive programme of planning reform, and housebuilding. We also know how to get there: identify, train, and promote talented people, primarily from the private sector, and smash the barriers to governing.

    • ‘Net zero immigration’ - dystopian, unworkable, self-destructive
    • ‘Energy sanity’ - meaningless, nobody thinks of themselves as proposing energy insanity, do they? I assume what he means is ‘Keep exploiting fossil fuels even though revenues are falling, prices are rising, there are obvious alternatives and climate change is accelerating’, which doesn’t strike me as ‘sane’. In any case, Labour’s plans are sane: accelerate the transition to the cheapest, cleanest forms of energy and keep using fossil fuels to keep the lights on while we’re managing the transition
    • ‘massive programme of planning reform, and housebuilding’ - exactly what the Tories have failed to deliver and what Labour are proposing, which he assumes they’ll fail at for no discernible reason

    And his plans for how to get there are just as asinine:

    • ‘identify, train, and promote talented people’ - again, meaningless. Who could oppose this?
    • ‘primarily from the private sector’ - why? Because. Sunak is ‘from the private sector’. So was Boris Johnson. How’s that worked out? And notice the weaselly ‘primarily’, too. Is that most? Some? All?
    • ‘smash the barriers to governing’ - again, just meaningless waffle, something the Tories have continuously promised and found themselves unable to deliver. Brexit was meant to do this. It didn’t. Is this because, perhaps, the main ‘barriers to governing’ are that the Tories are totally detached from reality?






  • This is the kind of thing I mean when I say that some of the Tories’ own goals should be partly credited to Starmer.

    It’s similar to all the ridiculous flag shagging: that suddenly paid off when Sunak made the unforced error of bailing on the D-Day celebrations, which left Labour an open goal but only because Labour had set themselves up well in the first place. There’s suddenly an obviously ‘patriotic’ party for the people who think that matters (and that it’s indicated primarily by flag shagging). Ditto the Truss budget. Labour wouldn’t have benefited from that if they hadn’t already been banging on about fiscal responsibility.