I didn’t learn things but I can count two sides which, since they are sides, that means they’re the same.

/s

BioShock. It really depends on playing it blind in order to have an impact.

Or, hear me out, he creates an ego vanity project and call everyone that doesn’t enable him a pedophile.

Rather set the money on fire, tbh.

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You: “bet you had to optimize and synergize and energize…”

Me: “haha, crossbow and pal sphere go brrr.”

Honestly if shadow of the erdtree didn’t come out it would be considered the gold standard dlc.

Edit: and you get to skip straight to the dlc on character creation. It makes some story decisions for you but if you want meat and not potatoes then that option is available.

Idk I literally went around just catching pals and spent 30 hours doing that, seems pretty pokemon to me.

Yup, Kinda did a bait and switch there to drive home that this is nothing new for CDPR.

Buckle up:

Game will be hyped to the moon, be released with a million bugs and people will cry about how CDPR betrayed them, then a couple years later patch out all the bad things and win everyone’s trust again.

Just like they did with witcher 3.

I don’t know what 4 knowledge bombs do, but they make me feel glad I don’t play that shitty game.

Edit: Jesus Christ they’re almost $30!!! I can buy Pacific drive for that!

HEADSHOT

A frickin spoon!

Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

I resent the idea that people need to be dazzled and appealed to in order to not sell the country out. Absolutely no integrity. No intelligence.

Hence why I called all of you stimulus eater organisms. Paramecium. Fucking amoebas.

Well maybe if you could fucking read…

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

In a sane world, literally anyone would have beaten trump. A rotten ham sandwich would have won a write in vote over trump.

I do not blame Democrats for running a bad campaign.

I blame the jellyfish stimulus eater organisms that insist they’re the same species as me who were “not impressed” by Harris but were dazzled by the funny orange meme man with the dick sucking dance.

At this point I don’t hate Trump supporters any more. They’re just dogs. I hate the left for allowing us to get to this stage.

I hope the apocalypse is painful for everyone. It would be the first instance of justice our species would experience.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.