Also: what if whales played drums

Good, bunch of toff cunts

Wait, so, Novara are in favour of force feeding people on hunger strike?

The amazing thing is also that in the south, all waterways are public rights of way.

If you think the CRT are bad, you should look in to the estates of any of the actual major historic landowners, Duke Fuckerton of Cuntsford, and the like.

They claim that they own the riverbed, literally the dirt under the water, which gives them rights to ban people from swimming, canoeing, fishing, etc.

Talk about telling on yourself having no idea how to run a business.

I agree the bloke is awful, and his actions reprehensible.

But you do get how you’ve, literally, had to dehumanise him to justify your view, yeah?

Look, I’m not happy with what Starmer and Co have done so far in aggregate, but the PLP would be signing its own death warrant if they engaged in the type or psychodrama which the Tories did over the last 5 years.

A good amount of MPs already know they will likely lose their seats in 2029, but a) trying to accelerate that is not in their interest, b) the circumstances are fucked, and won’t change with someone new in charge.

Economically, we’re still going cap in hand to the bond markets, we still have an incredibly hostile press, and there is little to no community cohesion to resist negative stories along “dual power” lines.

None of that changes with Burnham, or an SCG-aligned alternative.

I would love nothing more than to be wrong.

Fucking hell, if even Novara are turning on them, they must be absolutely fucked.

Kiff, inform the men! I’ve made it with a woman.

“I don’t like the looks of this doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s treated.”

I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?

I have some sympathy with Phillipson here, the current guidance is an absolute shit show and whatever she says she’ll get shit from transpeople, or from terfs.

But that all said, be better.

Get fucked, cunt.

Bob gang!

King. Shit.

Pay to make policy? Hmm.

BJJ takes it to the next level.

Totally, and the point I was glibly implying was that the Greens are much more likely to take votes from the Lib Dems and Labour, than they are the Tories or Reform. As such, the circumstances for a Reform+Con minority looking for further coalition partners are where the Lab/Dem/Green vote has split and caused Ref/Con to get more seats than they actually should have.

I’m hoping that when 2029 rocks up we see a repeat of 2025, where the tactical votes play out correctly and we get some combination of Lab gov and Lib/Green opposition. I’m so sick and tired of right wing opposition to centrism (at best).

So he’ll stand down all candidates where a vote split is probable?