Sorry, I accidentally deleted my comment, because I reposted
This is the most believable thing for a three year old to say. Not every three year old has that grasp of language, but they definitely all think like that, lol.
My favorite quote from my niece is her shouting up to my sister from downstairs: “mommy, how do you spell, ‘I don’t love you, mommy?’”
Okay, fuck that, but hear me out: it’s a good sports drink. Drinking a shot of pickle juice for every couple of water bottles on a day where you’re pouring sweat keeps you hydrated better than Gatorade (also good while drinking, and the sour and saltiness mixes well with tequila). There’s no reason to pay a premium for it instead of just skimming some from pickles you already have though.