That was a beautiful alliteration, but in reality it’s 24/7.

Aww but I thought I was special.

Boomers slowly doing that by making sure their offspring can’t afford houses.

I saw something that mentioned having 2 X chromosomes is beneficial. Something about redundant copies of DNA which helps prevent some problems. I dunno, I’m not a scientist.

When my son was a toddler, he went down a slide feet first but on his stomach. I had a complete brain fart and forgot to catch him at the bottom of the slide like I had always done in the past. He few about 3 feet, then landed on the ground on his stomach, his head whipped back and then slammed face first into the ground.

I remember thinking at the time, Jesus Christ, I would be DEAD if that happened to me. But yeah, he cried a little bit and walked it off.

I feel like once you hit your 40s, you really start to understand that concept of your body only being evolved enough to ensure that you can reproduce and the next generation survives.

In your 40s and you hurt your knee? Fuck you, your knee now hurts for the rest of your life - why aren’t you dead already?

I honestly haven’t tried it yet. I was having too much fun last night with the flamethrower. I’ll have to give it a shot.

If you think about it, isn’t a bot factory just one big robot dick?

Nah, this was relating to the Beserkers, which are the bots with chainsaw arms. They have a big red glowing stomach, so I had always assumed it was a weak point.

They did weaken the Charger stomachs too though. Which will be nice if you find yourself in a point to shoot them.

Hoping that’s the case and the wording was just weird in the patch notes. I (possibly wrongly) assumed it was the same as shooting them in the head.

I can’t be the only one that has been shooting them in the big red stupid bellies this whole time.

You love to see it. Looking forward to diving tonight!

This site tracks some of the artwork over the years. I was always a sucker for the Rust in Peace cover.

What do you mean “I don’t play Helldivers”?

Got nothin’ better to do.

What do you mean “Have you seen my Steam library?”

Why do you think I’m broke? Huh?

For sure. I’m hoping to be pleasantly surprised. When we had that Personal Order a few months ago to get a few hundred kills with the 500kg it was painful. Having swarms of bugs just casually strolling out of the explosion visual was frustrating.

Side note: as a Megadeth fan, I’ve been waiting for an excuse to use this template forever.

Context - 500kg explosion damage radius is being updated to match the visual.

You didn’t warn me about the >!mother fucking spiders!<! I almost shit myself.

I love the Blitzer (and Arc Thrower before it was nerfed). I also really enjoy the Tesla tower, but it’s hard to use effectively without team killing everyone. Still, I’d like to see them do more with lightning. Let me call down a thunderstrike from the heavens and smote the enemies of democracy!

Hoping that one is next on the list!