unalivejoy

Too expensive.

And Ensigns don’t get the privilege of dress code exemptions.

I don’t enter data. Data enters me.

Can I get a price check on two grapes?

They should’ve stopped at support for utf-8 encoding and unix line endings.

Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.

And when they contribute to existing projects, their code quality is so bad, they get banned from creating more PRs.

What I find annoying is when the “Sign up with …” button only imports all your data. It doesn’t use OAuth to sign you in and requires you to create a password.

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF SIGNING IN WITH A THIRD PARTY!

Public data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.

I identify as the dividing wall between bathroom stalls.

We can? I’ve been blocking it with uBlock Origin.

Edit: Nearly all the settings are locked by my organization except for “Dashboard entry point” which is good enough for me.

I’m willing to bet someone over at FSF would’ve hosted a repo for them for free.

How many children does Picard have?

If they want to be anonymous, sure. But they should at minimum change their display name to “Anonymous”

You mean they’re like psychos.

Let me just check something on my terminal.

$ uname -sr
Linux 6.14.4-arch1-1

I’m suspicious.

This means they forgot platforms other than Windows exists. It’s likely they’re checking for currently supported systems and anything older is insecure, so blocked for your security.

Likely something like this pseudocode

function isPlatformVersionSupported(useragent) {
    // Windows XP is NT 5.1
    // Windows Vista is NT 6.0
    // Windows 7 is NT 6.1
    // Windows 8 is NT 6.2
    // Windows 8.1 is NT 6.3
    // Windows 10 and 11 is NT 10.0
    if (useragent.name == "Windows" && useragent.version.match(/Windows NT (6\.3|10)/)) {
        return true
    }

    // TODO: insert supported macos versions here

    return false
}

ACAB, even time cops.

Better watch out for the time cops.

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