JG Hertzler as the illustrationist was delightful

Ooh yeah I’ve heard people speak highly of The Orville, and I keep forgetting to check it out! If I’m not mistaken, it’s got Penny Johnson (Kasidy Yates) in it, right?

Ugh… I’ve been so reticent to watch modern Trek. I’ve heard such bad things about Discovery and have never been tempted to try it. But I really love the TNG era, so I gave in and watched Picard season 1…man, that was a mistake. Too modern, too snarky, too fucking meta. I swore off modern Trek. But then I read loads of threads saying that SNW was a return to form, and that it felt the most like Star Trek out of all the modern series. So even though I knew I might hate it, yesterday I watched the first three episodes. I’m already so annoyed with it. Super meta, the cast is for the most part way too young, and it’s loose or completely disregarding toward canon (yeah, Spock and T’Pring having sex without Pon Farr… give me a break!), and plotlines that make no sense at all. I’m so annoyed with it. I get that '80s/'90s TV was too earnest for today’s audiences, but SNW feels like a parody of Star Trek, not a worthy successor. So far, nothing feels like actual high stakes. There really isn’t serious drama that I actually care about. When shows are too snarky and meta, it makes it really hard for me to connect with them.

I do recognize that first seasons can be rocky, so I’ll at least stick with it through the end of the season. But I can’t lie, it’s off to a terrible start. I wish we could have shows more in keeping with the tone and themes of TNG and DS9 (or even Voyager!).

Just nod if you can hear me.

She just loves my big ten inch

And blatant hatred.

Yeah also 4chan

Or put pantyhose over the end of a vacuum wand, then vacuum the area you dropped it on. The vacuum will find the screw and the pantyhose will prevent the vacuum from ingesting it.

Wow, for once Everett isn’t clobbering someone or getting clobbered by Mrs. True!

If the situation invoks a reasonable need to vok voks, then logically a tuvok should vok voks.

Alexander.

Zarale was in his undies. But the people needed a hero and Li became one for real anyway when he saved the Emissary’s life.

Haha I’m glad I wasn’t the only kid to be confused by that!

Now gimme Redvok and Bluevok

Do you not have a VPN?

I blow away remaining unphased

It took him months to grow those peppers!!

Belly spots!!

Ugh I love Bowie pics. I had to put my greyhound to sleep last month and it cheers me up to see a pointy brindle snoot! 🩶

Oh man I miss Kools.