Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

Doesn’t the baby already come covered in parmesan cheese?

Not a .196?

Aw man what’d I miss?

This is super cute 🐷🩷

I felt the same way, but he gets better as time passes.

This is one of my all-time favorite songs, such a goddamn trip

Dawww 😊

It’s the wrong ear tho

If you can’t trust your farts then you should at least be shaving your butthole.

I’m huge into makeup, and I watch a lot of beauty content on YouTube because I want to see how certain makeup looks and performs before I buy it. This AI bullshit defeats the purpose of demonstrating makeup.

Gus gussssss!!

Ah I would’ve thought the plural was Tuvices, but I like Tuvixen better!

Which is exactly what Eddington wanted!

Maybe you just don’t like leola root.

Et un pain au chocolat!

The bag is meant to be purchased as a unit. If you open the bag, the lemon inside won’t be labeled for individual purchase (no sticker with a code to ring it up at the register), plus now you’ve ruined the bag so nobody else can purchase it.

Counterpoint: Allamaraine

Rubberized coating does that eventually, especially if the ambient humidity is high.

Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.