And the final one:

I’m a man.

But I changed.

Because I had to.

Oh well.

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati. When all else fails, play dead.

It’s true, but they do exist!

Something Awful has been around since the very early 2000s, and they charge $10 to get an account, and the same to reinstate a banned account. It’s actually pretty nice because the fee tends to keep all but the most dedicated trolls from doing anything particularly stupid. And yes, I know they created 4chan, but the main forums are trying to be better people over the years.

I’m excitedly and eagerly expecting eloquent epitaphs and eschewing excessive effluence.

I’ve been playing Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name and I’m in love. This feels like a perfect bridge between Yakuza 6 and Like a Dragon. The play styles for fighting feel really clean and are actually fun, compared to some of the fight styles in earlier games.

I don’t know about spoiling enjoyment per se, but I do recommend at least playing 6. It sounds like you’ve already gotten through the early games. Are you enjoying yourself, or are you burning out on it?

This, absolutely. The claw catcher is my jam.