lurch (he/him)

maybe to pre-brexit 😆

Yeah, mines suck, not just sea mines, but if you’re up against a multi trillion € army, you better get ready to use the ugliest unmanned contraptions you can get your hands on.

if you ever wondered where all those morons who can’t drive and can’t put the correct tiers on work…

I don’t like to just wait. I’d like to have Europes warships positioned between the US and Greenland. I’d like to have Greenlands ports mined and only the local tugboat crews knowing where the mines are. I’d like Greenland to get some extra air defense, too (even tho that’s difficult with Ukraine needing those too).

Maybe it wasn’t such a major skill after all 😄

Also, I’m old and remember waking up after partying hard and looking at an analog clock, not knowing whether it’s AM or PM. Those clocks suck. 24h or nothing. Also radio-controlled clocks are a blessing ngl.

Eleven, my dear Watson.

the thing is: magas don’t care if leftist heads explode or mock them even, but leftists somehow can’t, when roles are reversed. leftists can’t win the “who’s more ruthless” game like this.

Jamborees are also held in other countries and for some magical reason they don’t need the military or are even opposed to be associated with military.

So this could turn out to be a good thing that prevents kids to be raised militant, even if it causes logistic problems at first.

😅

they want the best of two worlds

I actually assumed she was dead. AFAIK it’s impossible to cryogenically freeze someone alive, at the moment.

creepy af. first thing i’d do as an employee is make an account with another bank and set up monthly transfer, so the contract is fulfilled, but all they can see are those big transfers.

idk whether this is true, but I really sometimes put a can of asian noodle soup on the radiator, then later shake it, open it and drink it right from the can. when you had a rough day and don’t want to cook or even order food that’s as easy as it gets. could be a bit unhealthy because of the cans liner tho idk. it’s not like i’ll make it past 60 lol.

clearly witchcraft

He was not able to respond to questions, a police spokesperson said in the morning, adding that he was being investigated on suspicion of a property crime.

Bro … he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.

Calm down Dr. Evil

I hope the mayor already called the power puff girls, because they have a lot of experience in handling such incidents 😄

There will definitely be ppl offended by “death to Russians” and I find it highly questionable, because there are a few hundred good russians who haven’t been killed in the gulags so far and they do not deserve being slaughtered with the rest.

oh wow, what a blunder. don’t they like double check? you know, like four-eyes dual control principle, like we do at work for everything important?

maybe, if we turn it upside down, we can use it to unlock paired phones with sphincterprint