“Now everyone please turn to document number 43298 in your packet entitled ‘Facts About Your Mother.’”

I assume every one of these is just the song “Muskrat Love.”

Yeah, I’ve never seen any of his videos but I know his name when I see his face, know he has a candy bar, and some kind of TV competition on Prime. I’d put him up there as at least the same kind of famous as Kardashians.

At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”

The MAGAts will be. They’re still talking about Hillary’s emails.

A booty load is a measure of how much treasure a pirate ship can hold.

Man would I get my ass kicked once I started up my “CHARLIE KIRK’S IN HELL clap clap clapclapclap” chant during the moment of silence.