Random woman who didn’t sleep very well last night. I got a different answer, then thought about it for 10 more seconds and then got 135.

(No I didn’t assume the right angle, my mistake was even dumber. I need a nap.)

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I’d still settle for taco trucks on every corner…

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Naw, that’s hipster morgan there…

The mustache is clearly ironic.

I read this in Ron Howard’s voice.

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they’re doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

Just wanted to second this. Learning to use a roux as a base saves me so much money and effort. A bit of butter(or any oil) and flour makes any creamy sauce/soup/stew you’d like. Add milk, broth, spices, garlic, cheese… The skies the limit and it’s a lot cheaper than cream or cream cheese, and I always have it in the house.

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)