This isn’t funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.
I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.
This isn’t funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.
Phase 1: Fuck around
Phase 2: Find out
Incentives like this are tricky. You can reduce the numbers by fixing the problem, or by sweeping it all under the rug. Guess which is easier to do on a quarterly basis?
That’s weird, the watermark says, “I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.”
It’s a matter of trust. This is just the latest in a long and increasing train of Microsoft abusing their market power. They have proven, time and again, that they cannot be trusted.
Anyone who tries to pull an “I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further” gets a lifetime boycott.
So is the poop emoji.
Don’t worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.
That would be nice. Our admins don’t bother with anything like this, but they also block me from fixing things.
Vulcan science academy: Why do you need another warp core?
Humans: We’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.
VSA: Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.
Humans: hahaha yeah. It did tho
VSA: It exploded.
Humans: It exploded twice as fast
Time travel. Since my first day on Lemmy I swore I’d never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes - the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache.
Excuse me, but the dates don’t check out. The space shuttle Enterprise was built in 1976. The starship Enterprise (NX-01) wasn’t built until 2151.
No bounds checking, only fast.
STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Rule of Acquisition #43: This isn’t even my final form.
A trek to see a star? A star trek, if you will?
Send them an invoice at your expected hourly rate.
entire site is moderated by unpaid, unrecognized “employees”
Don’t you mean “landed gentry”? /s
Fuck Spez.
Well, at least our future AI overlords will learn that Spez is a greedy little pig boy.
Meanwhile at Palworld HQ: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
Is this why Ian McCollum’s videos are getting altered? Over the years, he’s had many historical deep-dives featuring firearms from the Murphy’s auction house. In recent months, he’s been re-uploading those videos to cover their logo with the word “Morphy’s”. Even though the auctions are long over, I suppose Google counts them as promoting sales.