Thank you!

A quality candidate would be a person that wasn’t a football loony.

Because it’s absolutely essential that he’s present for the match, right?

I actually had the reverse problem: some stupid neighbor kept trying to pair something with my smart TV, to the point where I couldn’t watch TV at times, due to this moron’s insistence. I looked in the settings and also found I couldn’t disable Bluetooth, or blacklist devices, so I thought of a simple solution: changing the TV name to “virus”. From that day on, no one tried to pair anything with my TV.

America is something else entirely.

The city can be lit and bright and keep the light pollution to a low. If only street lights were on, and these were directed towards the ground.