Sorry, I misspoke

So it’s time to murder another ceo?

Volumetric measurements aren’t really good for drugs, the density of the drug may vary depending on quality, origin or manufacturer, in the case of crack and meth. Weight is always better, but then you measure with half, quarter, eighth and sixteenths of ounces. See, we do have to use fractions after all.

Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you’d get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

English (traditional) versus English (simplified)

fuckin do it. don’t threaten me with a good time.

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This is the one where bender changed genders to compete in the robot olympics., and lost, iirc.

i’d look it up, but i’m on my work computer.

fleshlight

Wait, new cars don’t have spare tires? Wtf has the world come to?

I think i see some Korean characters

i heard this image

and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there’s a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.

Life imitates art, or something.

I don’t get why people say that he should stay in the race at this point. He’s going to lose. The best bet is to kick him to the curb and get a better candidate. One who’s not 120 years old and is wholly unlikable.

Every time I have a problem, I just throw a Molotov cocktail and then boom, I have a different problem

i actually thought that there was a 7 year old gang member on his tv. is blood a new slang for beef or something?

I only set mine to prime numbers. Fite me.

Ew

So that settles it. I have to get one now before they enshittify the new models.