Wait until you see the page that redacted the word “don’t”. As in, “Don T.” Why would that be a term they targeted??

And they always include the newest year, just in case a 5-week-old is using the website.

They’re never gonna financially recover from this.

1. Already answered.
2. Are you using a good quality new displayport cable, or the same old HDMI from your old monitor? 4k HDR needs a lot more data, and some cheap cables can’t handle it.
3. 🤷 Change to colors to what feels right. Unless you’re a graphic professional, it’s more about preference than some perfect standard.
4. Yeah. There’s a lot more pixels in a little more space. Each of them is smaller, and you may need to zoom on text-heavy apps that aren’t optimized for 4k.
5. Lots of new monitors default to a power saving mode where brightness is capped. You’ll have to disable that to get the full brightness they advertise.

And they both serve under a man with an artificial heart. Genetic enhancement is illegal, but cyborgs are a-ok?

Unpopular opinion of the day: “The Force” isn’t any more magic than Betazoid telepathy, replicators, or transporters.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind.

It’s still relevant to make it as big a story as possible, since that was the stated goal, we should yell from the rooftops how badly they failed according to their own metrics.

Come out to Starbase 80, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…

I’m pretty sure that every single person around him knows full well how cooked his brain is (and has been for at least a decade). They have to wait until Jan 21, 2027 to dump him, though. If he’s replaced more than halfway through his term, Vance is still eligible to run twice more; before that and it’s only once.

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two, but fair elections aren’t part of the plan. Then they don’t have to worry about subverting the two-term limit until the 2036 cycle.

Retinax V is only mentioned once, in Wrath of Khan. We never see it used on screen.

We never see it used to maintain the film’s PG rating.

I was struggling until trump assured me I didn’t actually need so many pencils, now things are great!!1!

Comic Sans, Papyrus, and Brush Script. Better known as the Axis of Evil.

Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this… creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this… one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some… savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

The Pippin 2.

Stardate 46whatever. Cardassian shit broke again.

XKCD 386

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I hope the next President makes two changes to the WH:

1. Restore the previous incarnation of the East Wing, but with a plaque listing all the people and companies that supposedly paid for it, labeled “In remembrance of these individuals that bribed the President.”

2. Leave the paved-over Rose Garden, and rename it to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Concrete Slab.

He’s also pretty big on people sticking their nose so far up his ass he could kiss them on the lips.