A Tribble as the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Janeway: What makes you think she is a Borg?

Seven: Well, she turned me into a drone!

Janeway: A drone?

Seven: I got better.

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No, no. All the NPCs are supposed to have 7 fingers on each of their three hands. It’s in the lore.

But why pay all those programmers when all they had to do from the beginning was a simple

#include “ai.h”

Reminds me of one class I had in high school right after lunch. The teacher was occasionally late getting back to class from the bar.

That was a very long way to say electric boats are bad because they’re preferable to sharks.

Don’t worry, though. It’s not in development hell, it’s going to be a AAAAA game, and that takes time.

Same reason people would buy an S when they could get more power, more storage, and a disk drive with an X: price. $450 vs $600 isn’t nothing.

Yeah, apparently I get to be mildly infuriated at nvidia for changing shit, mildly infuriated at myself for letting it, and also still a little mildly infuriated at playground games for having an ambiguous message that never clued me into what was really happening. Trifecta!

All custom settings get overwritten and set to Ultra or Extreme on everything.

It may not be making any sort of attempt to “optimize” settings based on my hardware, but that’s probably even worse. I turned stuff down to get the framerate that works for me. Just let me keep my setting the way they were before.

I don’t even know whether it’s Forza changing the settings or Nvidia. But somebody’s doing it wrong.

Only 3 options? Does Brawny think it’s illegal to grab 3/4 of a sheet?

Falsification of business records is apparently a “trivial matter” to a certain kind of person with government contracts.

A 2022 survey finds 7.1% of Americans identify as LGBT:

https://news.gallup.com/poll/389792/lgbt-identification-ticks-up.aspx

Also in 2022, Texas had 9.0% of the population of the USA.

That’s close enough that we can call being from Texas “abnormal” and start restricting all sort of rights.

Aren’t there only two companies making large-scale sports games these days? If it’s not EA, then it would basically have to be 2K.

Hammond, 60 seconds after his first time sitting in the chair:

our captain gets pegged

It’s been a while since I watched TNG, but I don’t remember this at all.

I hear this. My life is survival mode. Games are for turning off that part of the brain for a little while.

You can have any drink you want, as long as it’s a bloodwine.