Your proposed solution to overly complex systems seems to be to ignore the requirements that make them complex in the first place. If that works for you, this is a perfectly fine approach. But most companies with actual signed SLAs won’t accept “we’ll just have a few seconds of downtime/high latency every time a developer deploys something to production #yolo”.
Something I learned recently: Mike (the lead singer) is now the bass player for Goldfinger, another late-90s ska/punk staple.