Trump, Obama, Biden, and Sanders have all condemned the violence. I don’t judge their timing or wording, it’s just appreciated they have done so.

That doesn’t stop me from thinking though, who are we missing now? Hmmm…

So wait, how does a nickel allergy work? Like, if they rake your leaves and you’re like “thanks a bunch, here’s some change for your hard work”, do they die Killer Bean style?

Mara Wilson being Ben Shapiro’s cousin? Surprising. You know what’s not surprising? How much money you can save by switching to Geico.